In a clever and somewhat surprising move, the British Prime Minister David Cameron, and more than 100 MP’s have found an innovative way to defeat the Islamic State.
By instructing the BBC to ‘cease and desist’ from calling the Islamic State, the Islamic State, and instead to call it something else, the problem is solved and the way is open for victory to be declared.
“Once the BBC complies, we will no longer be at risk from the Islamic State” declared David Cameron at a hurriedly assembled press conference outside number 10 Downing Street. “The Cobra security task force, of which I am the Chairman is unanimous in its resolve. The Islamic State will soon cease to exist and the entire world will be free from its menace.”
Critics have argued that changing the name of this organization will not make it go away, or change the nature of its Islamic ideology, however Mr. Cameron dismissed these claims as ‘Specious nonsense’. “Only by standing together, united in our commitment to British values, democracy and the rule of law, can we the British people, with the support of the BBC secure this victory.”